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Jokes Issue 603

I SELL balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.I've adjusted the price for inflation. Peter, Coogee I Phoned up the fishing...

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What's green, smelly and oozes out of a man's penis?I don't know but I hope it's not life threatening. Jimmy, EdgecliffI said to my...

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JUSTIN Bieber’s film has made more money than Michael Jackson’s This Is It at the box office.That’s what he would’ve wanted, a...

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I went to the library and tried to borrow a book on suicide.The librarian told me; “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.” Keith,...

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I WAS watching TV when my mother-in-law stormed into the living room and shouted: "Right, which one of you splashed diarrhoea all up the...

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In a Scottish classroom, the teacher asked a pupil: “If you have five pounds, and I ask to borrow two, how much money do...

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Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut. He shaved my pubes off. My girlfriend’s pretty thick, everything goes over...

two funny small dogs with inside hot dog buns

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Went dogging with the wife last night.By the time she parked the car everyone had fucked off. Some of the lads in the pub...

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I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my...

jokes from bbm magazine january 15th 2011

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APPARENTLY the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents.The labelling was once again a nightmare.Dan, Richmond I bought Bonnie Tyler's car...

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