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7 Best Jokes This May

Two old women were sitting on a park bench. A man wearing a trench coat walks up and flashes them. One of the old women immediately had a stroke. The other old woman couldn’t reach. Evie, Melbourne A little...

Really Silly Jokes

A pretty young gypsy girl knocked on my door and asked if I had any old clothing.I said yes, but asked what I would get in return. She said I could play with her...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 599

I WAS watching TV when my mother-in-law stormed into the living room and shouted: "Right, which one of you splashed diarrhoea all up the seat?"I looked sheepish and said: "Sorry Eileen, it's me, but...
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Rik Mayall Quotes and Jokes

We're sad to announce that comedian Rik Mayall has died at the age of 56. Rik Mayall was famous for his roles in The Young Ones, and Bottom during the 90s, and more recently...

BBM Jokes 642

"Excuse me, any ideas as to what I do with this helmet?" "Sorry I don't, the entire concept goes over my head." Sarah, Windsor I hate Auto Correct. I just...
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Boris Johnson Jokes

So Boris Johnson isn't quite content with being the Mayor of London and wants to become a member of parliament next year. Can you just imagine Boris Johnson shouting at the Taliban and calling...
Jokes about GTA V, Grand Theft Auto 5 jokes

GTA V Jokes

That's Grand Theft Auto for any non-gamers out there. In case you've been living under a rock for the past week, the game's fifth edition has been released with all new prostitutes to bang,...
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Sick Jokes

Whether you try to deny it or not, everybody loves sick jokes so here's our round up of the best jokes sent into us this month. Got some sick jokes of your own? Email them...
Fat Jokes

Fat Jokes

After Easter, we are all carrying a bit of extra weight so we've put together a few fat jokes to inspire you to shift the pounds faster:   I'm not saying my fella is...

August Jokes

Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A: Banned from the petting zoo. John, Bondi Q: WHY did the sperm cross the road? A: Because I put on the wrong socks before...