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It's Google's birthday?Yahoo! Ed, Twickenham What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12. Tommy, Bondi Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little...
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October’s Jokes

Because we're good to you, here's this month's collection of reader jokes to make you chuckle. Wine? Religion: No Drugs? Religion: No Masturbation? Religion: No I'm bored. Let's go out and kill some people Religion: Let's roll! Bill, Hamilton Sex is like pizza. When...
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X Factor Jokes

- i opened my religious advent calendar today and the days wonderful thought from the pope was 'thank fuck the xfactor is finished" - trying to watch the last part of the xfactor final...
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JOKE 1 WHAT do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France? The French. Womack & Womack, Ultimo JOKE 2 MY wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said...

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Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets. Meg, Bondi George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying...I'm often left abandoned and...
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Sick Jokes

Whether you try to deny it or not, everybody loves sick jokes so here's our round up of the best jokes sent into us this month. Got some sick jokes of your own? Email them...

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I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my son in his coffin, I thought: “Why can’t the little...

Shocking Jokes

I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm.If you can't come let me know. Jason, St Kilda After I've finished masturbating, I like to sit on my hand for a...
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I WAS ramming this girl up the arse the other day.“Oi, any more of that and you’re off the dodgems,” shouted the fairground owner.Jack, Bondi   I'VE BOUGHT myself a chinchilla.That should keep my...
BBM Live Best Jokes of the week

BBM Live Best Jokes of the week

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This...