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Really Funny Christmas Jokes

Best BBM Christmas Jokes 2012

Christmas has been cancelled. Mary has owned up. Paul, Bondi "Oh Mary, you're pregnant! That's wonderful! And I'm not the father, but that's okay, because God is? Awesome!" I love naivety plays. Joseph, Bethlehem...

Christmas Jokes

Do you know why Santa doesn't have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney... Rob, Surry Hills The first present I opened this Christmas was a pen knife....
Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes

Gwyneth Paltrow Jokes & Quotes!

At BBM we were all truly devastated to hear the news that Gwyneth Paltrow had split from Coldplay front man Chris Martin and to mask our despair we've looked at the funny side of...
man with supermarket bags

5p Plastic Bag Jokes

The Plastic Bag Tax across England begun on 5th October and chaos commenced pretty quickly. To calm everyone down and make light of the damn situation, here are some plastic bag jokes. Enjoy! Plastic bags...

Really Silly Jokes

A pretty young gypsy girl knocked on my door and asked if I had any old clothing.I said yes, but asked what I would get in return. She said I could play with her...
Six Natations Ireland vs Scotland Preview

Top Ten Irish Jokes

With St Patricks day coming up, we thought it might a great idea to find some of the best Irish jokes out there. Check these crackers out!    What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't...

Jokes 641

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That's us in 10 years" He said, "That's a mirror. dickhead." Richard, Darlinghurst For centuries, men and women have...
Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt Jokes

- I saw Usain Bolt running for a bus this morning, but the driver pulled away before he got there. It was fine though, he just got on at the next stop. James, Manly...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 612

<!--> <! st1:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } --> I Don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more. They're too complicated for women. Rich, Edgecliff   I went for a self-defense class...
Uk Flooding Jokes

UK Flood Jokes

We're still seeing the worst of it, with the Thames flooding most of the Thames Valley, and parts of Berkshire, and Somerset flooding causing billions of pounds worth of damage. As people are stranded...