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British Balls Magazine Archive – britishballs.com
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a...
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Joke 1 I WAS watching a trial in court from the public gallery the other day and a German guy was on trial for speeding. The judge called him up to the stand and asked him,...
Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A: Banned from the petting zoo. John, Bondi Q: WHY did the sperm cross the road? A: Because I put on the wrong socks before...
Ha Ha Jokes
PEOPLE say to me: "Steve, why are you such a master of disguise?" And I say: "My name's Alan." "Alan", No fixed abode I WENT round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the...
I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and saw two male lions shagging each other.I thought: "Have they got no pride?"Col. Harry Flashman, Mumbai My wife said she's leaving me because I don't...
JOKES At school I was taught that I shouldn't label people as disabled.It was offensive, and a huge waste of stickers. John, Wollongong That's the third time I've had my application for the Special...
MY WIFE woke me up in the middle of the night and whispered: "I think there's something going on downstairs!" "Alright," I replied. "Get your fanny out, and we'll see." "Not that you daft git, I...
APPARENTLY the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents.The labelling was once again a nightmare.Dan, Richmond I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on eBay.It's fucking awful, every now and then...
I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my son in his coffin, I thought: “Why can’t the little...
Went dogging with the wife last night.By the time she parked the car everyone had fucked off. Some of the lads in the pub were talking about wanking. One lad said that if you...
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