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Marriage Jokes

Romance isn't dead after all! A man named Dennis has proposed to his partner, Ann, by putting the ring inside the bun of a chicken burger. Well, we can't all have roses, a candlelit...
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Jokes Issue 603

I SELL balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.I've adjusted the price for inflation. Peter, Coogee I Phoned up the fishing helpline today.I said, "I'm crap at fishing and need some...

Hurricane Irene Jokes

"Hurricane Irene set to Batter New York" Adele will have fries with that. Ben, Paddington Hurricane Irene is about to hit east coast of United States. If MTV doesn't cancel Jersey Shore, God will....
Fat Jokes

Fat Jokes

After Easter, we are all carrying a bit of extra weight so we've put together a few fat jokes to inspire you to shift the pounds faster:   I'm not saying my fella is...
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St Patrick’s Day Jokes

  Because March is all about St Patrick's Day and we just can't wait for the celebrations, here are some festive jokes all about our favourite green day from our amazing readers! What’s the difference between...
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Oscar Pistorius Jokes

  A café in New Zealand was ridiculed recently after printing a joke about Oscar Pistorius at the bottom of a receipt. The joke read, “Oscar Pistorius was super keen to get a new bathroom...
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Christmas Jokes

  With it being December, the month of present-giving and getting trollied on sherry trifle, we thought we’d share our favourite Christmas jokes from some of our readers to spread some festive cheer. Why doesn’t Santa...
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Google Jokes 2013

Happy birthday, Google! Thank you for getting us through school essays, providing endless free porn and answering thought-provoking, existential queries such as 'what the fuck happened to Lil' Kim's face?' Here's a list of Google-based...
Jokes 641: Drunks and SExists

Jokes 641

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That's us in 10 years" He said, "That's a mirror. dickhead." Richard, Darlinghurst For centuries, men and women have...

Simon Cowell Jokes

Simon Cowell's been hitting the headlines recently for his affair with Danii Minogue hitting the papers. Although the public were already fully aware that Simone Cowell was an arrogant arsehole, we thought we'd just...