Two old women were sitting on a park bench.
A man wearing a trench coat walks up and flashes them.
One of the old women immediately had a stroke.
The other old woman couldn’t reach.
I WAS watching TV when my mother-in-law stormed into the living room and shouted: "Right, which one of you splashed diarrhoea all up the seat?"I looked sheepish and said: "Sorry Eileen, it's me, but...