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Jokes 599 “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?” My late wife’s last words. I was having dinner with Mr T and he said: “Don’t talk with...
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Simon Cowell Jokes

Simon Cowell's been hitting the headlines recently for his affair with Danii Minogue hitting the papers. Although the public were already fully aware that Simone Cowell was an arrogant arsehole, we thought we'd just...
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Top 5 Andrew Maxwell Quotes

With Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell set to play in Sydney and Perth, here are 5 of his funniest quotes! 1: “What a fucking August we’ve had! 20 FUCKING DEGREES. That’s great for tourism. “Come to...

TOP 10 BEST/WORST CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES:

• DID you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.   •...
World Cup 2018 Jokes

World Cup Jokes

World Cup Jokes Q: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? A:“Fowl!” Tonite at the gym, a man told me he thought Italy could win the 2018 World Cup. I told...
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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

“What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.” Ciaran, Surry Hills Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or...
Stephen Hawking Jokes

The Best Stephen Hawking Quotes and Jokes

World renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76. He died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of Wednesday, his family said. The British scientist was famed for his...

Funniest Rugby Moments Ever

As we're reviling in 6 Nations Rugby at the moment it got us a thinking. What are the funniest Rugby moments ever? We pulled together some of our favourite moments from youtube. Here's our selection of...
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Ashes Jokes & Banter Specials

As the Ashes Tournament draws ever closer, the team at bbmlive.com have started preparing for some good old fashioned Aussie bashing banter. Now we all know deep down that that the Matildas will be...
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Best Bad Taste July Jokes

In the German parliament yesterday Angela Merkel voted AGAINST same sex marriage. Which is ironic considering she looks like a lesbian. Matt, Paddington I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour. On my last two dates,...