World Cup 2018 Jokes
World Cup 2018 Jokes
Q: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
A:“Fowl!”
Tonite at the gym, a man told me he thought Italy could win the 2018 World Cup. I...
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
“What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.” Ciaran, Surry Hills
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, "Are you on foot or...
The Best Stephen Hawking Quotes and Jokes
World renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76.
He died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of Wednesday, his family said.
The British scientist was famed for his...
Funniest Rugby Moments Ever
As we're reviling in 6 Nations Rugby at the moment it got us a thinking. What are the funniest Rugby moments ever?
We pulled together some of our favourite moments from youtube.
Here's our selection of...
Ashes Jokes & Banter Specials
As the Ashes Tournament draws ever closer, the team at bbmlive.com have started preparing for some good old fashioned Aussie bashing banter. Now we all know deep down that that the Matildas will be...
Best Bad Taste July Jokes
In the German parliament yesterday Angela Merkel voted AGAINST same sex marriage.
Which is ironic considering she looks like a lesbian.
Matt, Paddington
I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour. On my last two dates,...
Top June Jokes
A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.
The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?"
"Yes, it's at home," replies the man.
"To...
7 Best Jokes This May
Two old women were sitting on a park bench.
A man wearing a trench coat walks up and flashes them.
One of the old women immediately had a stroke.
The other old woman couldn’t reach.
Evie, Melbourne
A little...
Bad Taste Easter Jokes
Easter is just around the corner, so here are our best bad taste Easter jokes to get you in the mood for the best time of year... BANK HOLIDAY SEASON.
Why does the Easter Bunny...
Even More Trump Jokes
When will the madness end? Do the American people realise they have the power to get Trump fired? Who knows... all we know is that whilst the Orange bufoon is in power, he's a...