Funny fat lady jokes

Brand New Funny Jokes for Jan 2014

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They’re both a great ride, until someone sees you on one... Brian, Bondi What did the elephant say to the naked man? It’s nice, but can it pick...
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Amy Winehouse Jokes

Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead.Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug. Phyllis, Cambridgeshire Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a...
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Halloween 2015 Jokes

It's that time of year again;  fancy dress shops make a killing, kids need an extra visit to the dentist and everyone looks a little worse for wear. Yes, chaps, we're talking Halloween, and...

TOP 10 BEST/WORST CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES:

• DID you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned.   •...
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James Bond Jokes

- "Oh come on Moneypenny, come to bed with me..."?"No James!" She sighs, "I know you special forces types. You'll be in and out before I know anything about it..." - Adele has announced...
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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

“What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.” Ciaran, Surry Hills Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, "Are you on foot or...
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Jokes Issue 603

I SELL balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.I've adjusted the price for inflation. Peter, Coogee I Phoned up the fishing helpline today.I said, "I'm crap at fishing and need some...
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Brand New Jokes For February

Whether it's right or wrong, we do it every month, here's our sickest jokes for February! The local slag told me she'd only have sex if we're engaged. "Okay, okay," I said, locking the door on...

Jokes 621

There are signs that city centres may finally be returning to normal, as Nick Clegg is booed on a walkabout. John, Hillingdon A spokesman for Christopher Nolan admits the viral marketing campaign for...
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Christmas 2015 Jokes

To get you in the holiday spirit, here are our favourite Christmas jokes for 2015. I wanted my stepdaughter to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex...