August Jokes

Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A: Banned from the petting zoo. John, Bondi Q: WHY did the sperm cross...

Ha Ha Jokes

PEOPLE say to me: "Steve, why are you such a master of disguise?" And I say: "My name's Alan." "Alan", No fixed abode I WENT round my...
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Giggle jokes

I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and saw two male lions shagging each other.I thought: "Have they got no pride?"Col. Harry Flashman,...
jokes from bbm magazine january 15th 2011

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JOKES At school I was taught that I shouldn't label people as disabled.It was offensive, and a huge waste of stickers. John, Wollongong That's...
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Jokes 593

  MY WIFE woke me up in the middle of the night and whispered: "I think there's something going on downstairs!" "Alright," I replied. "Get your...
jokes from bbm magazine january 15th 2011

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APPARENTLY the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents.The labelling was once again a nightmare.Dan, Richmond I bought Bonnie Tyler's car...

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I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my...

Jokes 599

Jokes 599 “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?” My late wife’s last words. I was having...
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Jokes 600

I went to the library and tried to borrow a book on suicide.The librarian told me; “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.” Keith,...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

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JUSTIN Bieber’s film has made more money than Michael Jackson’s This Is It at the box office.That’s what he would’ve wanted, a...