Top June Jokes

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter. The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?" "Yes, it's at home," replies the man. "To...
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APPARENTLY the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents.The labelling was once again a nightmare.Dan, Richmond I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on eBay.It's fucking awful, every now and then...
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June Jokes

Jokes, jokes, jokes! Apologies if the title was slightly misleading as none of these jokes are about or to do with June. There's only so many jokes you can make about a month...actually, scrap...
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I hate hot weather. I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids seem to do is scream.I’m seriously considering giving them back. Timothy, Perth I got an e-mail saying...

16 Best Justin Bieber Memes

Oh Justin Bieber, you are such a Goddam pain. When will Selena Gomez ever learn that you are just a massive douche bag with behavioural issues. Justin Bieber is up shit creek once again...

Donna Summer Jokes

So Donna Summer has sadly died, but what kind of sick bastards would we be if we didn't provide you lot with some ill timed jokes. So please sit back and enjoy our collection...
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Best Bad Taste July Jokes

In the German parliament yesterday Angela Merkel voted AGAINST same sex marriage. Which is ironic considering she looks like a lesbian. Matt, Paddington I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour. On my last two dates,...

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I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my son in his coffin, I thought: “Why can’t the little...
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Celebrity Jokes 2013

Celebrity news and gossip has been all go this week. From twerking at the VMAs, to the latest break up in the Zeta-Jones and Douglas household, we've compiled a list of the best jokes...
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My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people’s ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject’s memory.Why didn’t I think of that?  Timothy, PerthMY doctor just told...