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jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 608

I hate hot weather. I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids seem to do is scream.I’m seriously considering giving them back. Timothy, Perth I got an e-mail saying...

16 Best Justin Bieber Memes

Oh Justin Bieber, you are such a Goddam pain. When will Selena Gomez ever learn that you are just a massive douche bag with behavioural issues. Justin Bieber is up shit creek once again...

Donna Summer Jokes

So Donna Summer has sadly died, but what kind of sick bastards would we be if we didn't provide you lot with some ill timed jokes. So please sit back and enjoy our collection...
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Best Bad Taste July Jokes

In the German parliament yesterday Angela Merkel voted AGAINST same sex marriage. Which is ironic considering she looks like a lesbian. Matt, Paddington I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour. On my last two dates,...

Jokes 595

I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my son in his coffin, I thought: “Why can’t the little...
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Celebrity Jokes 2013

Celebrity news and gossip has been all go this week. From twerking at the VMAs, to the latest break up in the Zeta-Jones and Douglas household, we've compiled a list of the best jokes...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 609

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people’s ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject’s memory.Why didn’t I think of that?  Timothy, PerthMY doctor just told...
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Cilla Black Jokes

Ahh, our dear Cilla. For those old enough to remember the war, she was a global pop star. For those of us with a few more years left in us, she was the host...

August Jokes

Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin' to an envelope for?" "I'm sending avoicemail ya thick sod!" Dan, Perth Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the headwith...
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Ashes Jokes & Banter Specials

As the Ashes Tournament draws ever closer, the team at bbmlive.com have started preparing for some good old fashioned Aussie bashing banter. Now we all know deep down that that the Matildas will be...