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jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 601

JUSTIN Bieber’s film has made more money than Michael Jackson’s This Is It at the box office.That’s what he would’ve wanted, a young boy on top of him. Charlie, Brisbane   ...

Sick Jokes

Here's our favourite picks from your jokes. Warning: Not for the easily offended...but you're going to read them anyway aren't you? What do you call two epileptics in a swimming pool? A Jacuzzi! Jay, Port Lincoln Ever...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 611

I was at a restaurant with my vegetarian girlfriend yesterday.As I was about to tuck into my steak, she asked: “Enjoying your meat, murderer?”I wish we could go just one day without her mentioning...
parrot bird

Jokes To Get You Through Mid-Week

Ah, hump day. Last weekend is a distant memory and this weekend feels a million years away. To get through the mid-week, here are some of our favourite jokes right now. You don’t need alcohol...

2012 Paralympic Jokes

So we've just got over the London Olympics 2012 but now it's time for the 2012 Paralympics to take place in London. So naturally - as we're passionate about funny jokes, we thought we'd...
Stephen Hawking Jokes

The Best Stephen Hawking Quotes and Jokes

World renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76. He died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of Wednesday, his family said. The British scientist was famed for his...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 602

What's green, smelly and oozes out of a man's penis?I don't know but I hope it's not life threatening.   Jimmy, EdgecliffI said to my mate: "I just watched that film about the Nazi leader."He...
Funny fat lady jokes

Brand New Funny Jokes for Jan 2014

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They’re both a great ride, until someone sees you on one... Brian, Bondi What did the elephant say to the naked man? It’s nice, but can it pick...
Amy Winehouse's Ex Rapes Friend Twice

Amy Winehouse Jokes

Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead.Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug. Phyllis, Cambridgeshire Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a...
sick pumpkin

Halloween 2015 Jokes

It's that time of year again;  fancy dress shops make a killing, kids need an extra visit to the dentist and everyone looks a little worse for wear. Yes, chaps, we're talking Halloween, and...