JOKE 1
THEY say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but probably not when
you are on a first date with a stutterer.
Dan, Bondi Junction
JOKE 2
VICTORIA Beckham goes up to David and says: “I’ve just seen what’s in the
games room – why have you bought a coffin for me?”
He replies: “That’s not your coffin, it’s a case for my snooker cue.”
Sally, Bronte
JOKE 3
WHY wouldn’t Eva Braun give Adolf a blowjob?
He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.
Charles, Coogee
JOKE 4
I’M really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.
Rowan, Geelong
JOKE 5
DID you know that diarrhoea can actually kill you? Even if you only drink a
little bit.
Lara, Southport
JOKE 6
I ALWAYS make the wife sleep on the wet patch.
It was her idea to buy a cheap water bed.
Terry, Bondi
JOKE 7
I USED to hate P.E. at school. I had a pretty big cock and was embarrassed
to take the group shower afterwards.
All the other girls just pointed and laughed.
Sara, Frankston
JOKE 8
I CAN’T believe it. Me and my wife were sitting watching TV when the
founder of Apple just walked into the house and took all our Mr Sheen!
Fucking Jobs, coming over here and stealing our polish.
Michael, Brisbane
JOKE 9
I WAS in my garden relaxing when a passer-by called me “Scruffy council
house scum”.
I wanted to chase the idiot, but I tripped on a mattress and banged my head
on an abandoned washing machine.
Phil, Glebe
JOKE 10
THEY say, “Crime doesn’t pay.”
Well, I work in Cash Converters and apparently it does.
Rachel, North Sydney
