Joke 1
WELCOME back to The Alzheimer’s information web page.
Please enter your 16 digit password.
Richard, Edgecliff
Joke 2
PEOPLE often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor.
Well, to cut a long story short…
Michelle, Ultimo
Joke 3
WHEN I was a kid my dad told me “I’m fucking sick of getting socks for my
birthday!”
“You ungrateful bastard!” I replied. “It’s the thought that counts!”
I could tell from the look in his eyes he’d have kicked my head in.
If he’d had legs.
Phil, Hobart
Joke 4
DEAR Walkers Crisps,
Your crisps are really tasty. When will you be making a full bag?
Zoe, Waterloo
Joke 5
PREDICTIVE text is for aunts.
Olivia, St Kilda
Joke 6
I JUST saw a beautiful girl with a massive gut walk into a gym.
What a waist.
Keith, Coogee
Joke 7
ASTROLOGY: because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of
years lining themselves up just to let her know that she’ll “meet someone with
nice eyes” this week.
Lenny, Alice Springs
Joke 8
I HAD a shepherd’s pie for dinner yesterday.
He wasn’t very happy about it.
Caroline, Gold Coast
Joke 9
SOME say that footballers deserve their ludicrous wages, others say that
soldiers deserve the money instead.
It really makes you think, isn’t there some way people who pass their GCSEs
could have it?
Ben, Bondi
