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Blowjob Jokes

Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob. A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Did you hear that...
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June Jokes

Jokes, jokes, jokes! Apologies if the title was slightly misleading as none of these jokes are about or to do with June. There's only so many jokes you can make about a month...actually, scrap...
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October's Jokes

Because we're good to you, here's this month's collection of reader jokes to make you chuckle. Wine? Religion: No Drugs? Religion: No Masturbation? Religion: No I'm bored. Let's go out and kill some people Religion: Let's roll! Bill, Hamilton Sex is like pizza. When...

Plain Wrong Jokes

I'm really worried about my Parrot.He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life". My roommate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying. Jeff, St Kilda I was having sex with a...
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Oscar Pistorius Jokes

  A café in New Zealand was ridiculed recently after printing a joke about Oscar Pistorius at the bottom of a receipt. The joke read, “Oscar Pistorius was super keen to get a new bathroom...
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February Jokes

  Because we can't get through the month without a few laughs, here are our jokes for February, including The Cosby Show, Drake and vacuuming. Quite literally nothing is off limits. My wife was so wasted...

Horrible Jokes

Last night I saw a man and a woman kissing, and it was obvious they were very much in love. I just had to let them know. So I walked up to them and...

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I always fart at funerals...Sorry but sometimes you just have to let R.I.P. Alison, IsleworthI hear the new Apple product has gone down a storm... it's called iRene. Joe, PaddingtonWhat's 8 inches long and...
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Kanye Jokes

For all those lucky *ahem* people at Wireless festival in London, Kanye had to perform both dates as Drake pulled a sickie. We say perform but if the angry Tweets from festivalgoers are anything...
Simon Cowell Jokes

Simon Cowell Jokes

Simon Cowell's been hitting the headlines recently for his affair with Danii Minogue hitting the papers. Although the public were already fully aware that Simone Cowell was an arrogant arsehole, we thought we'd just...