With the sad news that Margaret Thatcher passed away this morning aged 87, from a stroke, we have unfortunately put together a bunch of Margaret Thatcher jokes.
This isn’t to cause offence to anyone, but you wouldn’t be clicking on this link unless you were an unpleasant person…so here goes.
I’ve just seen that Maggie Thatcher died from a stroke.
What was she stroking, a fucking tiger? Philip, Green Park
Margaret thatchers died after having a stroke! I’ve been having a stroke for years and I’m fine… Liz, Kensington
Any excuse for a drink, I was straight down the Pub.
“What you having”, the barman said.
“Thatchers best please” I replied
So, he leant over and gave me a stroke. Boris, Westminister
I knocked on my neighbours door earlier and said “The bitch is dead”.
He said “I know, its brilliant news, we are definitely going to be partying tonight!”
Funny, I thought he’d be more upset that I had run over his dog. Ken, Victoria
There is one good thing about Thatcher that nobody can deny – even in death she made millions of people happy. Charlie, Cambridge
I’ve just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher’s grave…
Its beautiful – but I think they should have made the dance floor bigger. Harry, Windsor
When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, “Fucking brilliant!”
Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.
Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene. Ed, South London
Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher’s state funeral.
It’ll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin. Will, Devonshire