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Went dogging with the wife last night.By the time she parked the car everyone had fucked off. Some of the lads in the pub were talking about wanking. One lad said that if you...
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Alex Ferguson Jokes

After 26 years in charge, Sir Alex Ferguson has retired as manager of Manchester United. The 71-year-old Scot has been rumoured to step down for a while but Man Utd have now confirmed that...
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12 Of The Best Donald Trump Jokes

With the US election taking place this month, we thought we’d take a look at the best Donald Trump jokes on the net… we’re gathering you can tell how we’d vote given the chance....
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Prince Harry 30th Birthday Jokes

Prince Harry turns 30 today, and to celebrate the birthday of our favourite royal, we've got a few typically outrageous jokes to laugh your head off to. From girls to Nazi outfits and Afghanistan,...
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New Year Jokes To Kick Off 2016

Celebrate the start of 2016 laughing your arse off with these New Year jokes. My New Year’s Resolution is to have more sex. I haven’t told my cellmate yet, though. 1st January and already the hottest...

Halloween Jokes

My mate said to me today he was having a Halloween party and he asked me if I'd come. I said I'd go as Maddie McCann, which I suppose was nicer than saying I...

Jokes: Osama Bin Laden Special

Breaking News: Bin Laden loses title as hide and seek world champion to Madeline McCann Other News: Al-Qaeda leader found dead. Alex, Darlinghurst Osama's final words: "I shouldn't have let them tag my location...

9/11 Jokes

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this. Alice, Surry Hills My much loved dear brother, David, God bless him, was in the twin towers on 9/11, he left behind two little girls and a little...

Guy Fawkes Jokes

Yes that's right its that time of year when it's ok to celebrate terrorism, so we've come up with some crackers. (Get it firecrackers) - ok, we didn't come up with them, our awesome...
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June Jokes

Jokes, jokes, jokes! Apologies if the title was slightly misleading as none of these jokes are about or to do with June. There's only so many jokes you can make about a month...actually, scrap...