Nile Ranger jokes, Nile Ranger charged with rape, Newcastle UnitedSo former Newcastle United striker Nile Ranger has been charged with raping a woman at a hotel. And considering the now incredibly ironic pic he posted on his Twitter a while back, we, naturally, have some jokes about the plank. Enjoy!

Nile Ranger has more police arrests than goals he has scored

Nile Ranger raping someone does not count as scoring

I think Nile Ranger needs to go and live with his aunty and uncle in Bel Air…

Nile Ranger is so bad at scoring he even has to rape women to get some.

Nile Ranger and Ched Evans are in the back of a car, who’s driving?
The police.

So Nile Ranger has left Newcastle United by mutual consent…
That’s the first time Nile Ranger has done anything with consent.

Got to feel awfully sorry for footballer Nile Ranger’s rape victim.
Poor girl only asked for a Newcastle Brown on room service.

Newcastle forward Nile Ranger has been charged on suspicion of rape.
He is now expected to make more appearances in court than for Newcastle Football Club.

Nile Ranger has brought shame on the great power rangers before him

Nile Ranger. The only footballer (par John Terry) who when you see them trending, you know its not for footballing reasons.

I’m sure I went on the Nile Ranger when I went on holiday to Egypt.

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