Giggle jokes
I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and saw two male lions shagging each other.I thought: "Have they got no pride?"Col. Harry Flashman, Mumbai My wife said she's leaving me because I don't...
Ha Ha Jokes
PEOPLE say to me: "Steve, why are you such a master of disguise?"
And I say: "My name's Alan."
"Alan", No fixed abode
I WENT round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the...
August Jokes
Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
John, Bondi
Q: WHY did the sperm cross the road?
A: Because I put on the wrong socks before...
Eight New Jokes
Joke 1
I WAS watching a trial in court from the public gallery the other day and a German guy was on trial for speeding. The
judge called him up to the stand and asked him,...
You’re Joking!!
JOKE 1
WHAT do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout
France?
The French.
Womack & Womack, Ultimo
JOKE 2
MY wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.
She said...
More July Jokes
JOKE 1
THEY say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but probably not when
you are on a first date with a stutterer.
Dan, Bondi Junction
JOKE 2
VICTORIA Beckham goes up to David and says: "I've...
July Jokes
Joke 1
WELCOME back to The Alzheimer's information web page.
Please enter your 16 digit password.
Richard, Edgecliff
Joke 2
PEOPLE often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor.
Well, to cut a long story short...
Michelle, Ultimo
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