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Jokes 593

  MY WIFE woke me up in the middle of the night and whispered: "I think there's something going on downstairs!" "Alright," I replied. "Get your fanny out, and we'll see." "Not that you daft git, I...
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Jokes 593

JOKES At school I was taught that I shouldn't label people as disabled.It was offensive, and a huge waste of stickers. John, Wollongong That's the third time I've had my application for the Special...
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Giggle jokes

I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and saw two male lions shagging each other.I thought: "Have they got no pride?"Col. Harry Flashman, Mumbai My wife said she's leaving me because I don't...

Ha Ha Jokes

PEOPLE say to me: "Steve, why are you such a master of disguise?" And I say: "My name's Alan." "Alan", No fixed abode I WENT round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the...

August Jokes

Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A: Banned from the petting zoo. John, Bondi Q: WHY did the sperm cross the road? A: Because I put on the wrong socks before...

Eight New Jokes

Joke 1 I WAS watching a trial in court from the public gallery the other day and a German guy was on trial for speeding. The judge called him up to the stand and asked him,...

Raw Deal

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a...
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JOKE 1 WHAT do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France? The French. Womack & Womack, Ultimo JOKE 2 MY wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said...
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More July Jokes

JOKE 1 THEY say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but probably not when you are on a first date with a stutterer. Dan, Bondi Junction JOKE 2 VICTORIA Beckham goes up to David and says: "I've...
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July Jokes

Joke 1 WELCOME back to The Alzheimer's information web page. Please enter your 16 digit password. Richard, Edgecliff Joke 2 PEOPLE often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor. Well, to cut a long story short... Michelle, Ultimo Joke...