Really Silly Jokes
A pretty young gypsy girl knocked on my door and asked if I had any old clothing.I said yes, but asked what I would...
Euro 2012 Jokes
The English FA has already booked players' flights home after the group stages.
The Greek FA has issued theirs with signs for hitch-hiking.
Joe, Birmingham
I think...
Silly Jokes
The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside.
Expect a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.
Jill, London
Just got a...
BBM Live Best Jokes of the week
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
A man is in...
Jubilee Jokes
So that's the Queen's Diamond Jubilee done and dusted, but who would we be if we didn't have a little laugh about it now....
More Jokes
Halfway through my shift at Jessops, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife.
Naturally, I had a little peek...
Stupid Jokes
Hobbling out of Pizza Hut, I realised that the 11" Italian for £5 was NOT as expected. Paul, Bondi
I love Smirnoff Vodka but I'm...
Donna Summer Jokes
So Donna Summer has sadly died, but what kind of sick bastards would we be if we didn't provide you lot with some ill...
Shocking Jokes
I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come let me know. Jason, St Kilda
After I've finished masturbating,...
John Travolta Jokes
We've always suspected that anyone who could dance whilst reaching those high notes might drop anchor in pooh bay, but now it's looking almost...