John Travolta JokesWe’ve always suspected that anyone who could dance whilst reaching those high notes might drop anchor in pooh bay, but now it’s looking almost confirmed that John Travolta may be batting for both teams since it emerged that he may have sexually assaulted two of his masseurs.

Here’s the John Travolta jokes that you kind lot have been sending in to us.

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and John Travolta? The fridge doesn’t shit itself when you pull the meat out! Pete, Olympia

How do you get John Travolta to fuck a woman?
Take a shit in her cunt! Jason, St Kilda

Why did Travolta grow a mustache? To hide the stretch marks. Richard, Darlinghurst

John Travolta was sitting in a spa with his mates when suddenly a bubble of semen floated to the surface of the pool. His mate then said “John you dirty bastard! Did you just fart?!” Keith, Ningaloo

John Travolta has recently been diagnosed with HIV. What a bummer… Lee, Surry Hills

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your hole,
Cos here comes John’s willy. James, Bondi

“As a Scientologist, it’s against my religion to lay down with another man,” says the 58-year old John Travolta. “I mean, what’s next…someone accusing Tom Cruise of being gay?” Hans, Fitzroy

When I met John Travolta in a bar in Los Angeles, I asked him what annoyed him most about being famous. “That’s easy,” he replied, “It’s all the libellous things that people write about me.” And then he got down on his knees and sucked my cock. Gina, Melbourne

John Travolta Accused Of Sexual Assault On Masseur…Again…click HERE