The English FA has already booked players’ flights home after the group stages.
The Greek FA has issued theirs with signs for hitch-hiking.
Joe, Birmingham
I think this European championship has really demonstrated something about names in each country:
Poland – there are a lot of -skis, like Lewandowski
Croatia – lots of -ics, like Modric
Russia – lots of -ovs, like Zhirkov
France – loads and loads of wankers, like Nasri
Stevie, Vauxhall
Roy Hodgson only selected four strikers in his Euro 2012 squad:
Wayne Rooney
Jermain Defoe
Danny Welbeck
Andy Carroll
With Rooney suspended for the first two games and Defoe sent home for family reasons, we’re left with only two striking options.
Danny Welbeck’s right foot, and his left foot.
Mike, Bristol
I didn’t see the England / France game but it looks like there must have been a horrific clash of heads between Lescott and Ribery.
Alex, Nottingham
I’m really good at starting fights at football matches.
I’ve got a flare for it.
Tom, Liverpool
Had a weird dream last night. I watched my wife give birth to quadruplets who all looked like FIFA presidents.
It was a four-Sepps delivery.
Jacob, New Malden
Whilst watching Euro 2012 on ITV, I saw an advert for Nivea shaving gel that said, “Silence the irritation.”
I guess that means Jamie Carragher uses Gillette.
Luke, London
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