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Jokes 593

  MY WIFE woke me up in the middle of the night and whispered: "I think there's something going on downstairs!" "Alright," I replied. "Get your...
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Jokes 593

JOKES At school I was taught that I shouldn't label people as disabled.It was offensive, and a huge waste of stickers. John, Wollongong That's...
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Giggle jokes

I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and saw two male lions shagging each other.I thought: "Have they got no pride?"Col. Harry Flashman,...

Ha Ha Jokes

PEOPLE say to me: "Steve, why are you such a master of disguise?" And I say: "My name's Alan." "Alan", No fixed abode I WENT round my...

August Jokes

Q: WHAT do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A: Banned from the petting zoo. John, Bondi Q: WHY did the sperm cross...

Eight New Jokes

Joke 1 I WAS watching a trial in court from the public gallery the other day and a German guy was on trial for speeding....

Raw Deal

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear...
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JOKE 1 WHAT do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France? The French. Womack & Womack, Ultimo JOKE 2 MY wife walked out on me after...
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More July Jokes

JOKE 1 THEY say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but probably not when you are on a first date with a stutterer. Dan, Bondi...
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July Jokes

Joke 1 WELCOME back to The Alzheimer's information web page. Please enter your 16 digit password. Richard, Edgecliff Joke 2 PEOPLE often ask me why I wanted to be...