jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes Issue 603

I SELL balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.I've adjusted the price for inflation. Peter, Coogee I Phoned up the fishing helpline today.I said, "I'm crap at fishing and need some...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 602

What's green, smelly and oozes out of a man's penis?I don't know but I hope it's not life threatening.   Jimmy, EdgecliffI said to my mate: "I just watched that film about the Nazi leader."He...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 601

JUSTIN Bieber’s film has made more money than Michael Jackson’s This Is It at the box office.That’s what he would’ve wanted, a young boy on top of him. Charlie, Brisbane   ...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 600

I went to the library and tried to borrow a book on suicide.The librarian told me; “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.” Keith, BedworthMOST men carry condoms in case they meet a good...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 599

I WAS watching TV when my mother-in-law stormed into the living room and shouted: "Right, which one of you splashed diarrhoea all up the seat?"I looked sheepish and said: "Sorry Eileen, it's me, but...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 598

In a Scottish classroom, the teacher asked a pupil: “If you have five pounds, and I ask to borrow two, how much money do you have left?” The pupil said: “Five pounds.” ...
jokes from issue 613 of bbm magazine

Jokes 597

Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut. He shaved my pubes off. My girlfriend’s pretty thick, everything goes over her head. Fortunately so do both her feet which is...
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Jokes 596

Went dogging with the wife last night.By the time she parked the car everyone had fucked off. Some of the lads in the pub were talking about wanking. One lad said that if you...

Jokes 595

I read something the other day that made me piss myself.It was a sign that said “Toilets closed”.Peter, YorkshireAs I looked down at my son in his coffin, I thought: “Why can’t the little...
jokes from bbm magazine january 15th 2011

Jokes 594

APPARENTLY the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents.The labelling was once again a nightmare.Dan, Richmond I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on eBay.It's fucking awful, every now and then...