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Jokes 645

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see...
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BBM Jokes 644

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't effect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one....
Australia Day Jokes

Australia Day Jokes

- Australians NEVER die... they just stay down under! Jim, Perth - Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to...

BBM Jokes 642

"Excuse me, any ideas as to what I do with this helmet?" "Sorry I don't, the entire concept goes over my head." Sarah, Windsor I hate...

Jokes 641

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That's us in 10 years" He said, "That's a...

BBM’s New Year Jokes

For my New Year's Resolution, I have decided to only smoke after sex. If 2009 is anything to go by, I've quit. Nile, St Kilda New...
Jokes 640

Jokes 640

What did the letter O say to the letter Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out. Jeff, Bondi My dog has really bad breath. So we...

Kim Jong-Il Jokes

Kim Jong Il is dead. I can't bereave it. - Joe, London So Kim Jong-Il is dead. That's the end of his Korea. - Sophie, Bath Kim Jong-Il's family...

Jokes 639

What does a Drug addict with no money and Fernando Torres have in common? They just can't score. - Dave, Balmoral. Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage...

Manchester United Jokes

Tip for Man Utd fans: when you're next cooking dinner, remember, some extra thyme's nice but you can't beat Basel. Jack, Newcastle What do Sybil...