Jokes 640What did the letter O say to the letter Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out. Jeff, Bondi

My dog has really bad breath. So we tend to skip foreplay. Luke, Greenwich

I don’t have any kids, so I just show pictures of my wank sock to people. Rob, St Kilda

“Doctor Doctor, do you get pissed off with having the same surname as your profession?” Rebecca, Newcastle

I’ve certainly got my eye on the ball… Last time I go to an orgy in a telephone box. Greg, Richmond

It took 60 chinchillas to make the fur coat I got for my wife this Christmas. They were useless with a sewing machine. Paul, Paddington

“Honey, I’m home!” You know you’re a lonely fucker when all you have to announce your arrival to are preservatives. Rachel, Kings Cross

I regret marrying a Himalayan cattle herder. All she ever does is complain about how homesick she is. “Yak, yak, yak.” Tina, Wollongong

My wife got raped by a group of mime artists last night. It’s always the quiet ones… Mike, Darlinghurst

I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep. Fay, Adelaide

I dropped my laptop off the side of a boat the other day. Its a Dell, rolling in the deep. Alex, Kings Cross

“H3y w@t$ rOng?” … Obviously your education. Steve, Chelsea

Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period. Theo, St Kilda

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