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BBM LIVE FUNNY JOKES 649

IN the good old days I used to call my son Turkey. He weighed about 12lbs, was less than a year old, and knew...

Stacey Solomon Jokes

Things may be bad now, but at least Stacey Solomon can fall back on her job starring as the entire cast of the Lloyds...

Funny and inappropriate jokes

A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly injured. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he...

Lindsay Lohan jokes

Why did Playboy paid $1 million dollars to secure pictures of Lindsay Lohan naked? Surely they should have just taken her out and got...

Gerard Butler jokes

"If I wear a long shirt, everyone says 'Oh my god, he lost so much weight'...maybe I'm sick or something!" - no just addicted Jo,...

Adele Jokes

I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunk and going back to my place. She was all...

Whitney Houston Jokes

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. Pat, Greenwich "The Police were unable to revive Whitney Houston" I always thought that Sting &...

Harry Redknapp Jokes

Harry Redknapp has refused the England job as he said he wasn't looking forward to the "tax ahead" Dan, Surry Hills Sky Sports News have...

Fabio Capello Jokes

What's the difference between Fabio Capello and Postman Pat? Postman Pat can deliver the goods. Harry, Tottenham   Fabio Capello walks into a bar. Sorry, I mean 'job...

Jokes 646

Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets. Meg, Bondi George Michael has sympathised with the captain of...