London Riots Jokes
The London Riots have spread to Islington, the rioters are now throwing picnic boxes, glasses of cava and smoked salmon canapes. Ben, Wimbledon...
Amy Winehouse Jokes
Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead.Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug. Phyllis, Cambridgeshire...
Murdoch Jokes
• Rupert Murdoch walks into a bar.The barman says, "Don't worry about it mate, we haven't got Sky either." • A custard pie has...
Ballsy Jokes
PADDY walks past a new pub and sees a sign in the window: "SPECIAL OFFER: Pies 50p, w@nks 10p" He can believe his...
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 Cutting up onions brings a tear to my eye. He was always a good dog.  I love Countdown, it's such a...
BBM Jokes 615
whats pink and hard?? A pig with a flick knife This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. ??He opens the...
BBM Live Jokes
"How to solve Africa's Contaminated Water Problem". They should just do what the Australians do. Bottle it up and sell it in England...
Jokes From Pubs Around Oz
DOCTOR, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! Â Â Â Peter, The...