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It's almost that time of year again when that fat bearded person comes to the house to give the kids presents, god I hate...

Do you know why Santa doesn't have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney... Rob, Surry Hills The first...

My neighbour threw me out of his fancy dress party for coming in a bunny outfit ... ... which his 10-year-old daughter was wearing at...

Jokes 634 Some Scouse bastards wrote "mong" all over my windows last night. It took me ages to lick it off. Phil, Surry Hills It makes me...

If a royal brother and sister shagged would it be Princest? Tim, Wollongong Lindsay Lohan cried in court today as she was sentenced to...

Yes that's right its that time of year when it's ok to celebrate terrorism, so we've come up with some crackers. (Get it firecrackers)...

My mate said to me today he was having a Halloween party and he asked me if I'd come. I said I'd go as...

RIP Jackie Stallone.....what was she doin in Libya anyway? Ash, Bondi Will Gaddafi be found in his hometown? I think it's a dead Sirte....

A bloke in the pub said I was a weirdo. I thought I'd teach him lesson. So I showed him the error of...

So you think it's funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon't. Steve, St. Kilda Turns out an apple a day doesn't keep...

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