So you think it’s funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon’t. Steve, St. Kilda
Turns out an apple a day doesn’t keep the doctor away, ay Steve? Mary, Surry Hills
Steve Jobs says, “The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body.”
So, Apple devices will have Flash by the end of next month. Tony, Paddington
Steve Jobs isn’t dead, he’ll be back in a few years with less physical features, and a slimmer, white model. Renee, Richmond
Steve Jobs is dead? And I thought Macs couldn’t get viruses! Luke, Bondi
I couldn’t give a shit if Steve Jobs is dead, he never did anything for me! – Via iphone. Mike, Adelaide
Steve Jobs is dead
How about them Apples. Tim, Freemantle
Has anyone seen Bill Gates recently? Will, Twickenham
I know it’s been a while but I’d like to invite you to a little shindig at my mansion. We’ll be drinking gold champagne, and eating diamond crusted caviar, as it looks like I will be making a lot more money soon.
Lots of love,
Bill. Francis, Farringdon
BBM would like to note that we’re not really happy about Steve Jobs being dead and we will continue to get our mac on as the Apple god intended.