Horrific Jokes
We're back this week with some horrifically horrible jokes for you.
I updated my Facebook status earlier:
"I can't believe it, my daughter now weighs exactly...
September’s Sick Jokes
Ok these jokes are pretty wrong, but what can we say, we're depraved creatures. So sit back and enjoy September's sick jokes.
I got in...
Russell Brand Jokes
- My mate asked me, "If you could meet any celebrity, alive or dead, who would it be?"
So I thought about it for a...
September Jokes
Another new Illness to watch out for.... Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because...
Prince Harry Jokes
- I hear Prince Harry has split up with his girlfriend of 5 years.
I know he's royalty and all but that's a bit young...
2012 Paralympic Jokes
So we've just got over the London Olympics 2012 but now it's time for the 2012 Paralympics to take place in London. So naturally...
Wrongen Funny Jokes
Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell...
Christ, it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony. Tim,...
Usain Bolt Jokes
- I saw Usain Bolt running for a bus this morning, but the driver pulled away before he got there.
It was fine though, he...
Rebecca Adlington Jokes
- After winning her BBC Sports Personality of the Year award in 2008, Rebecca Adlington said: "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for...
August Jokes
Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin' to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a
voicemail ya thick sod!" Dan, Perth
Just got back from my mate's...