Ayda is Williams' World Cup Widow
WOMANISING, alcoholism, substance abuse, mental illness. Just a few words that spring to mind when asked to describe Robbie Williams. Yet somehow the straw...
Oh Brother, It's Back
THE usual motley crew of fame-hungry idiots entered the Big Brother house this week.And it's the usual hodge podge of knobheads - a bird...
Katy Blasts Her Man
CLEAVAGE-TASTIC, man-voiced, Brand-shagger, Katy Perry, has decided to celebrate her fiance's birthday by giving us all a present. She's blasting Russell Brand into space....
Katie Under Cruise Control
MORE madness from Scientology's main man, Tom Cruise. Unable to get his kicks from work, he's once again turned his attentions to meddling with...
O’Brien’s A-Maze-D At Kiwi Visa No-No
RICHARD ‘Crystal Maze' O'Brien has been banging his bald bonce against a brick wall after being denied a visa to retire to New Zealand,...
A Brit Too Far
WHEN it comes to women, BBM's standards are notoriously low. Just ask Susan Boyle. Little minx.And although she might be a not-as-hot-as-she-was nutjob who...
Mum's The World Mariah
IT looks like Mariah Carey will actually have an excuse to get fat for once. The diva is reportedly sperminated with twins, after her...
Eurovision Wrong Contest
Britain has finally booked itself an appointment with Specsavers this week after once and for all admitting it has lost its Euro-Vision.Yes, it was...
Cruise Likes The Look Of Beckham’s Tackle
IF you ever needed more proof of the harming effects that Scientology has on your mind, Tom Cruise has backed David Beckham to be...
Rusty Pipes Up About Spanking The Monkey
We were starting to think we'd lost our little Russell Brand, but then we remembered that he'll always be in there somewhere, even if...