Sherlock Homo
THE owners of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's literary estate have threatened to withdraw Guy Ritchie's rights to the Sherlock Holmes story if he turns...
Beauty and the Beast
DESPITE being a world heavyweight boxing champion, anvil-faced Russian slugger Wladimir Klitschko is definitely punching above his weight. The giant munter, who is currently...
On Me Head (Simp) Son
DESPITE previously offering guest star roles to Larry Hagman, Gary Busey and George Takei, The Simpsons apparently turned down David Beckham for a role...
A Who-ge Sigh Of Relief For The Doctor
THE new Doctor Who bloke, Matt Smith, has already made himself unpopular with a specific group of pasty-faced fans after coming out with the...
Crash Test Dolly
PUSSYCAT Doll fitty Nicole Scherzinger and the bloke who's only famous because he used to drive a fast car, Lewis Hamilton, have split up....
That's why mum's gone to Poundland
IF EVER you need to feel better about your own life, take a look as Kerry Katona's. Honestly, it'll give you more pep than...
He's there day and Knightley
POP quiz hot-shot. If you see someone standing outside a theatre waiting to catch a glimpse of their favourite star are they more likely...
Kesha signs off
FOLLOWING in the footsteps of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, pop's latest one-woman marketing campaign , Ke$ha, has done something outrageous, but not really...
You're Avan a laugh
WHENEVER we're having a hard time or feel angry about anything, we say to ourselves: "What would JC do?" We're talking, of course, about...