WE don’t know about you, but whenever we hear Americans talking about ‘roasting’ someone, we get a very different mental image to the one they’re trying to create.

In film terliamwebms, we’re not thinking The Hangover, we’re thinking Inter-racial Hole-Stretchers VI.

Mind you, when you’ve been writing stories about bucket-fanny Jordan for as long as we have it’s no surprise our minds are slightly warped.

So what are we supposed to think when we hear Justin Trousersnake has donned a curly blonde wig and been roasted by a drag queen dressed as Britney Spears? Blimey.

Apparently, the world’s favourite Michael Jackson plagiariser was forced to feed ice cream to the drag queen to earn his Hasty Pudding Man of the Year Award at America’s Harvard University.