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Hung, Draws And Quarters: Norwich Extend Fixtures

Football purists and cliché-loving commentators were up in arms when the old adage “it’s a game of two halves” came under threat during a pre- season friendly between Cambridge and Norwich recently. Instead of playing...
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Shane Warne: Filters Or Fiction?

Hands up if you thought Shane Warne’s unnaturally smooth face and wrinkle-free forehead were the product of artificial help... In today’s cynical world it’s all too easy to jump to the conclusion that a weirdly...
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Mour Of The Same From Chelsea

Manchester United have brought in Bastian Schweinsteiger, Arsenal finally have a world-class goalkeeper and Man City have captured the England team’s hottest property – but it’s Jose Mourinho’s two big summer signings that look...
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Ask Crystal April 2015

Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...
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Crystal Balls May 2015 Horoscopes

BBM’s very own resident psychic, Crystal Balls, tells your fortune for the month in her very very special way… SCORPIO You become possessed by the soul of racially insensitive 80s comedian Bernard Manning and spend the...

Madonna’s Kiddie Fiddling Again

Is it just us, or is anyone else repulsed by Madonna waving her kebab to crowds whilst strangling it in fishnet stockings, and tonguing boys 30 years her junior? Didn't think so. Christ, she...
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Shia LaBeouf Enjoys A Casual Drink…Of Moonshine

Naughty Shia LaBeouf has admitted to drinking moonshine recently. But apparently it was only so he could get into character for his latest movie Lawless. Sure... The Transformers star claims he had to down...
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Katy Perry donating single profits to charity

Katy Perry is donating proceeds from her new single to charity.The 27-year-old singer will give the profits from download sales of her current track 'Part of Me' to the MusiCares organisation, which provides financial,...

Katy Perry’s confusing UFO sighting

Katy Perry thought she saw a UFO.The 'E.T.' singer was looking at the sky in Hollywood when she noticed strange lights above her, which she was convinced were space ships.However,...