Asylum or no Asylum? The Dutch mock refugees

Just when you think reality TV couldn't get anyone worse, television execs in Holland have launched a brand new game show in which rejected asylum seekers compete to win cash prizes. The contestants on...

Six Legged Calf Survives Against Odds

A seven-week-old calf that was born with six legs has defied the odds and is now healthy and living in her native Switzerland. Lilli, who was predicted by vets not to live past birth, has...

Flesh Eating Bacteria On The Loose

$500,000 worth of medial equipment was stolen from the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology, however there's a catch. The equipment was infected with flesh eating bacteria. According to police spokesman Sgt. Vince Ogburn,...
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Rio Gets The Thumbs Down From Above

Poor old Brazil. Stadiums collapsing, riots in the streets, and now, in the clearest indication yet that God is seriously pissed off with their Samba stylings, the iconic statue of Jesus overlooking Rio de...
Adventure Underwear Has Waterproof Pockets to Protect Valuables

Adventure Underwear Has Waterproof Pockets to Protect Valuables

Pssst fellas, want an anti-theft device that also makes it look like you've got a massive cock? Course you do. Well, then we suggest you get into contact with Nigel Clifford, co-founder of Adventure Underwear...
Thailand’s Anti-Cheat Sheets

Thailand’s Anti-Cheat Sheets

Schools in China are often accused of treating their children like cattle. Well in Thailand, it's certainly not the case. They're treated more like horses – as proven recently when a Bangkok university made its...
Saudi Arabia's Fattest Man Given Life-Saving Surgery

Saudi Arabia's Fattest Man Given Life-Saving Surgery

Remember that scene from 'Free Willy' where the whale jumps over the kid and swims off to a better life? Well something similar happened in Saudi Arabia last month when the country's fattest bastard was...

• THERE are certain things that you just don't mess with. Bombs, for example.

Upon finding one, you might want to refer to another authority. A knowledge of three-pin plugs just won't suffice.Tell that to Rodney Salomon though, a Florida fisherman who had an unusual find while out...
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Mr T – Funny Quotes

• A GROUP of Japanese Transport officials are receiving stand-up comedy lessons in attempt to improve their ability to speak to clients.What a waste. Why didn't they just send them to Blighty, where...
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Al Murray's Best Standup Moments Australia

Best known for his ironical stand-up persona the Pub Landlord.  As if you needed any reminding of how funny he is, check out some his best standup moments below. Al Murray On Nations https://youtu.be/1CS1cUIxBVg Al Murray -...