THE new Doctor Who bloke, Matt Smith, has already made himself unpopular with a specific group of pasty-faced fans after coming out with the funniest line in the show’s history.

Smith, who has taken over from outgoing Timelord David Tennant, was just 30 seconds into his new role when he managed to offend around five percent of the English population (and 90 percent of Ireland’s).

After regenerating into his new form, Smith checked himself in a mirror then said: “Still not ginger.”

Complaints then flooded in from humourless carrot-tops up and down the country.

One furious mum said: “I think it is totally inappropriate for the Doctor to make fun of people with ginger hair – it is a programme children watch and I think it will encourage bullying.”

Oh shut up you copper-knobbed