WHENEVER we’re having a hard time or feel angry about anything, we say to ourselves: “What would JC do?”

We’re talking, of course, about James Cameron, but alas our attempts at making total dogshit movie blockbusters have thus far been limited to hiding a webcavatarwebam in our sister’s bathroom. Amazingly, our film ‘Steamy Sister Showers in Sydney’ still has a better plot than Avatar.

Let’s just hope that’s the case for the next two Avatar films as well, with Cameron confirming he has two more “mapped out”.

The general rule of thumb is that sequels are always shitter than the original – but even we can’t believe it’s possible to produce a more overyhyped piece of crap than Avatar. Still, if anyone’s capable of pulling off a miracle it’s JC.