WITH Valentine’s Day just around the corner, nothing gets a man’s attention more than those three simple words – lesbian cat fight.

Not since Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up have we used the phrase but it’s back this week and all thanks to, erm, Lindlindswebsay Lohan and Sam Ronson.

Apparently gingernut mentalist Lohan chucked a drink over man-faced Ronson after the pair bumped into each other at the Crown Bar in Hollywood.