WHILE Australia might shit all over us at most sports, they aren’t even in the same league as us Brits when it comes to coming up with amusing crowd chants.

The generic “Aubridgewebssie, Aussie, Aussie” is the ONLY thing they ever chant which, let’s face it, is nowhere near as great as the Ashes-baiting “get your shit stars off our flag.”

So somewhat predictably, Hull City fans back home have come under fire this week for their ‘creative’ chants directed at Wayne ‘where’s your bird?’ Bridge during last week’s match with Man City.

City boss Roberto Mancini was not impressed.

“I think sometimes we have to have respect for people,” he said through gritted teeth.
“It was not good, es
pecially in the first half, as the people did not respect him.”

And what gems did Tigers fans come up with?

Here’s a selection…

“She’s shagging your mate, She’s shagging your mate. How shit must you be? She’s shagging your mate.”

“WHO’S THAT LYING ON JOHN TERRY?
WHO’S THAT GIVING HIM A BLOW?
IT’S WAYNE BRIDGES BIRD
AND HE SEEMS A BIT PERTUBED
THAT EVERYONE HE KNOWS HAS HAD A GO!”

“Wayne Bridge’s Mrs is going down, Going down! On John Terry.”

“What’s that coming over your bird?
Is it John Terry?
Is it John Terry?”