A Brit Too Far

WHEN it comes to women, BBM’s standards are notoriously low. Just ask Susan Boyle. Little minx.
And although she might be a not-as-hot-as
-she-was nutjob who shaves her head
whenever anyone yells ‘drug inspection’, if
we saw Britney Spears naked and giving us
the come on, well, let’s just say we’d be
doing a little ‘coming on’ of our own.
So we’re scratching our head a little at the
actions of ex-cop and former Britney bodyguard Fernando Flores, who reckons he might sue the
pop princess for sexual harassment.
He told friends Britney often paraded naked in
front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom.
“Working for Britney is tough,” said a source. “She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. “All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most.”
Did he not think to just shag her senseless and
have done with it? Maybe even a sex tape to
cash in on? Idiot.