Russell BrandWe were starting to think we’d lost our little Russell Brand, but then we remembered that he’ll always be in there somewhere, even if he does intend on ruining his fun image to be normal and get married like a functioning adult.
Speaking in an interview, the comedian elaborated about what he gets up to on tour to keep himself occupied.
“Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much,” said the notorious sex addict.
“It’s similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it’s like ‘Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There’s something wrong with that monkey!’
“And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there’s that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief. Then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it’s like, ‘I don’t know what you’re looking at! Kings have done that!'”
Thanks Rusty!