Spears To Put Career On Ice

Mad bitch Britney Spears has unleashed another little gem to show the world just how bonkers she really is.
The raving lunatic has apparently now decided that, when she dies, she wants to be preserved in liquid nitrogen so she can come back and haunt our grand children (as if Madonna’s daughter Lourdes wasn’t enough for us to have to contemplate).
But what’s more nuts is that ol’ Crazy came up with the idea whilst at Disney Land.
“It started when someone told her Walt Disney had been preserved by cryogenics to be revived in the future,” said a mystery source.
“Brit found the whole thing so interesting she spent most of her Mother’s Day trip to Disneyland researching the subject on the internet, while a nanny took the boys round the park.
“She looked into having her ashes turned into diamonds after she is gone but settled on the chance of getting to live in the future.”