Ferguson Says England Are Shit. Sort Of.
PURPLE-NOSED whinge bag Alex Ferguson has come out and said what all Englishmen already know deep down but don't want to here said by...
Defoe's Fantastic Five Puts Spurs In Cliché-land
BBM has absolutely no idea what cloud nine is, but the rest of the media is putting Tottenham on top of it so we...
33 is the magic number
TEACHEROUS FIFA top dog Sepp Blatter has revealed that the Irish FA requested that the World Cup be expanded to "turty-tree" teams next year...
Messi clean up
LIONEL Messi has got his cock out, pushed Cristiano Ronaldo to the floor and then taken a big piss on his face. Metaphorically speaking...
How Much Is That Donkey (Emile) In The Window?
IT'S transfer window time, people, which can only mean one thing - inflated prices for shit players because teams are desperate for cover of...
Wales meet again
THERE seems to be some confusion over England's Euro 2012 Qualifying Group. After being drawn with Wales, Switzerland, Bulgaria and Montenegro, Fabio Capello thinks...
Bridge gets in troubled waters
WHILE Australia might shit all over us at most sports, they aren't even in the same league as us Brits when it comes to...
It ain't Ferd
WHILE the idea of a footballer shagging around has left most of the nation in a state of disbelieving shock, there's been the small...
Don't Expect Le Cheat
LE Cheat Thierry Henry heads to the Emirates Stadium for the first time since leaving Arsenal three years ago this week and, like the...
What's Happening At……………………..
Each week, BBM takes a look at one of football's not-for-profit organisations (i.e. any club outside the Premier League) and, as the title suggests,...