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Ask Crystal – January

Dear Crystal, Jings, crivens and help ma boab! Och Crystal, yuv gawt ta help me. I had one tee many Buckfasts last night and slept...

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Dear Crystal, I REALLY need advice - my heart is being torn in every direction. Years ago the most gorgeous big-boobed girl used to...
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Dear Crystal, I HAVE an admission to make - I love dressing up in women's clothing and take any chance I can get to put...
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Ask Crystal 601

Dear Crystal, I HAVE been seeing this girl for some time now but she won't give in and let me shag her. I have...

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Dear Crystal, I DON’T know what’s wrong with me. I just feel tired all the time and have been suffering from fuzzy vision and...
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Ask Crystal Issue 596

Dear Crystal,   I HATE going to bars and restaurants, as I cannot face using the urinal. Unfortunately, my little fella is a...

Ask Crystal Issue 595

Dear Crystal I AM a closet redhead who dyes her hair, but I’ve got a major problem. I’ve started seeing this guy and...
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Ask Crystal Issue 594

Dear Crystal,I WONDER if you can help. The other day this lovely curvaceous girl caught my eye on the street. I can’t stop thinking...
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Girl of My Dreams

Dear Crystal, I HAVE recently met the girl of my dreams and we get on like a house on fire. Deep down I think...
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Dad's Undies

Dear Crystal,I HAVE this strange craving for smelling my dad's dirty underwear. I know it sounds weird, but I just love his crotch scent....