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  Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...

Crystal Balls – May

Our resident agony aunt-come-psychic is back to advise all you snivelling losers on your problems from shacking up and getting jiggy with farmyard animals to your latest unexplained pimple on your bollock. Dear Crystal,I've...
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Dad's Undies

Dear Crystal,I HAVE this strange craving for smelling my dad's dirty underwear. I know it sounds weird, but I just love his crotch scent. It's just hard to sneak around trying to steal his...

Crystal Balls Advice

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to our resident psychic Crystal. You can send submissions to reporters@what-media.com....
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Ask Crystal February 2015

  Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...
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Ask Crystal April 2015

Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...
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Ask Crystal December 2015

Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-cum-psychic knows...
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Ask Crystal March 2014

Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...

Ask Crystal – July

Crystal is always here (except when she's being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...

Ask Crystal-Issue 600

Dear Crystal, I DON’T know what’s wrong with me. I just feel tired all the time and have been suffering from fuzzy vision and pains and cramps in my pelvic region.My hair is even...