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Dad's Undies

Dear Crystal,I HAVE this strange craving for smelling my dad's dirty underwear. I know it sounds weird, but I just love his crotch scent. It's just hard to sneak around trying to steal his...
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Ask Crystal Issue 596

Dear Crystal,   I HATE going to bars and restaurants, as I cannot face using the urinal. Unfortunately, my little fella is a bit littler than the average little fella.   It...
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Girl of My Dreams

Dear Crystal, I HAVE recently met the girl of my dreams and we get on like a house on fire. Deep down I think she feels the same way, but I'm afraid she is...

Crystal Balls August Advice Column

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to our resident psychic Crystal. You can send submissions to reporters@what-media.com...

Crystal Balls – May

Our resident agony aunt-come-psychic is back to advise all you snivelling losers on your problems from shacking up and getting jiggy with farmyard animals to your latest unexplained pimple on your bollock. Dear Crystal,I've...
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Ask Crystal 601

Dear Crystal, I HAVE been seeing this girl for some time now but she won't give in and let me shag her. I have tried everything but she just isn't up for it.I really...
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Ask Crystal May 2016

Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-cum-psychic knows...

Crystal Balls Advice Column

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to our resident psychic Crystal. You can send submissions to...
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Ask Crystal November 2014

  Crystal is always here (except when she’s being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...
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Ask Crystal April 2016

Crystal is always here to give the best, most responsible solutions to your problems...   Dear Crystal, I met a bloke on the internet a couple of months ago and we've fallen in love. He's generous, caring...