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Dear Crystal, I REALLY need advice - my heart is being torn in every direction. Years ago the most gorgeous big-boobed girl used to baby-sit me and needless to say I was absolutely smitten....
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Dear Crystal,I think I might be gay as I've started to fall in love with my best friend. The problem is, I'm married. My marriage is a very happy one, but for the...
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ASK CRYSTAL Dear Crystal, For the last four years I’ve been having a highly illicit gay love affair with a very senior Liberal politician. I don’t want to get him into trouble so let’s just call him...
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Dear Crystal, I'm trying to make a suit out of human skin but I'm having real trouble trying to get the shoulders right. I've killed and skinned four prostitutes in the last month, but...
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