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Crystal Balls Advice July 2013

Write to our resident psychic Crystal to have all your problems solved! You can send submissions to reporters@what-media.com. Dear Crystal,I've never had much luck with guys but a month ago I met a wonderful...

Crystal Balls Advice

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to our resident psychic Crystal. You can send submissions to reporters@what-media.com....

Crystal Balls Advice Column

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to our resident psychic Crystal. You can send submissions to...

Crystal Balls August Advice Column

No problem's too big or small, so if you have a problem and you want some advice then don't be afraid to write to our resident psychic Crystal. You can send submissions to reporters@what-media.com...

Ask Crystal – July

Crystal is always here (except when she's being a cougar about town, showing the young women of today how to grind up against the guys) to help answer your problems. Our agony aunt-come-psychic knows...

Crystal Balls – May

Our resident agony aunt-come-psychic is back to advise all you snivelling losers on your problems from shacking up and getting jiggy with farmyard animals to your latest unexplained pimple on your bollock. Dear Crystal,I've...

Ask Crystal – April

Dear Crystal, Ever since I was a little girl, I've been fascinated by gorillas. There is something magical and exciting about these magnificent beasts, and I find their immense power combined with such great...
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Ask Crystal – March

Dear Crystal, I'm trying to make a suit out of human skin but I'm having real trouble trying to get the shoulders right. I've killed and skinned four prostitutes in the last month, but...

Ask Crystal 606

Dear Crystal,I think I might be gay as I've started to fall in love with my best friend. The problem is, I'm married. My marriage is a very happy one, but for the...
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Ask Crystal – January

Dear Crystal,Jings, crivens and help ma boab! Och Crystal, yuv gawt ta help me. I had one tee many Buckfasts last night and slept with a woman from Glasgee. When I woke up...