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Jokes 599 “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?” My late wife’s last words. I was having...
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Simon Cowell Jokes

Simon Cowell's been hitting the headlines recently for his affair with Danii Minogue hitting the papers. Although the public were already fully aware that...
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Top 5 Andrew Maxwell Quotes

With Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell set to play in Sydney and Perth, here are 5 of his funniest quotes! 1: “What a fucking August we’ve...

TOP 10 BEST/WORST CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES:

• DID you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying...
World Cup 2018 Jokes

World Cup Jokes

World Cup Jokes Q: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? A:“Fowl!” Tonite at the gym, a man told me he...
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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

“What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.” Ciaran, Surry Hills Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the...
Stephen Hawking Jokes

The Best Stephen Hawking Quotes and Jokes

World renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76. He died peacefully at his home in Cambridge in the early hours of...

Funniest Rugby Moments Ever

As we're reviling in 6 Nations Rugby at the moment it got us a thinking. What are the funniest Rugby moments ever? We pulled together...
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Ashes Jokes & Banter Specials

As the Ashes Tournament draws ever closer, the team at bbmlive.com have started preparing for some good old fashioned Aussie bashing banter. Now we...
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Best Bad Taste July Jokes

In the German parliament yesterday Angela Merkel voted AGAINST same sex marriage. Which is ironic considering she looks like a lesbian. Matt, Paddington I'm starting to get...