Spears To Put Career On Ice
Mad bitch Britney Spears has unleashed another little gem to show the world just how bonkers she really is. The raving lunatic has apparently...
Eddie Looks For His Funny Bone
Getting caught with transvestite prozzies, having very public paternity tests, and generally being a massive cock, will no doubt damage your public persona a...
A Special Brand Of Love
Hands up who thought Russell Brand only shacked up with Katy Perry because he hoped she might follow up on all that ‘I Kissed...
Michael Likes The Dougl-Ass
Imagine the scene: you're walking down the street and a pervy pensioner staggers towards you wielding naked pictures of his wife, screaming, "These pictures...
The Princess And The Pea
Women everywhere! Be not disheartened by the likes of Ronan Cheating and Tiger Would-shag-anyone. There is a new Romeo in the ranks who reaffirms...
Kate's Love Hole
A rolling stone might gather no Moss, but a skanky crack-head apparently does. Rock's reigning trash queen Courtney Love has claimed she had a...
Peaches Nips Out
It would appear that Britain's rubbish answer to any of the following: Paris Hilton, any Kardashian, or Kimberley Stewart (you know, people who are...
Kerry's got the Painters In
WE don't need another hero!So sang Tina Turner on her 1980s hit smash Nutbush City Limits. And how accurate the be-wigged warbler's words have...
Over the Strongbow
AT first she was the voice of an angel.That soon degenerated into the mouth of a sailor and it wasn't until she developed the...
None Other Than Lee Ryan
• IT’S time for more attention seeking for none other than Lee Ryan. What is it with shit boy band’s from the past this...