The Princess And The Pea

Women everywhere! Be not disheartened by the likes of Ronan Cheating and Tiger Would-shag-anyone. There is a new Romeo in the ranks who reaffirms everything we know about true love…
Okay, so he may be smitten with Cheryl Cole but Black Eyed Peas frontman, Will.i.am has opened his heart to prove he is more than just a set of dreadlocks.
The Girls Aloud star has been travelling with the band during their recent world tour so it’s no wonder they’re getting closer than two peas in a pod.
He admitted: “She’s a beautiful girl and I can’t wait to hang out with her more. I’d move to London if it meant being with her. Cheryl’s too nice to be cheated on.”
But is this the real deal or is he merely love drunk off her humps like the rest of us?
He confessed: “I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger.”
We don’t think you’re alone there, Will! There are plenty of men out there who’d rather have a set of Geordie boobs in their hands then a nine carat chain around their neck. Luckily, the Geordie lass has got a lot of front.
Happy diggin’!