Michael Likes The Dougl-Ass

Imagine the scene: you’re walking down the street and a pervy pensioner staggers towards you wielding naked pictures of his wife, screaming, “These pictures are hot!”
You’d either gallop over to the other side of the road or think, “Have I reached Kings Cross already?”
This is essentially how movie star and sex addict, Michael Douglas, reacted to Catherine Zeta Jones’ stripping to celebrate her 40th birthday and the Hollywood couple’s 10th wedding anniversary.
Taking time away from masturbating, he remarked: “They were just awesome pictures. She doesn’t make it a regular thing – it’s been at least ten years – so I was very proud.”
So proud, he was the first person at her photo shoot to shout, “Get yer tits out!”