charlotte churchAT first she was the voice of an angel.
That soon degenerated into the mouth of a sailor and it wasn’t until she developed the breasts of an amateur porn star that we started paying attention to the lungs of Welsh warbler Charlotte Church again.
But the crazy days of drinking herself blind, going topless on beaches and shagging rugby stars seemed well behind her after the chavtastic star gave birth to two kids and started hosting crap TV shows. How wrong we were.
After finishing the filming for Over The Rainbow, a shit talent show that gave contestants the chance to audition for the part of Dorothy in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s stage adaptation of The Wizard of Oz, Chazza went on the bender to end all benders.
By a stroke of good fortune, a few photographers from The Sun were on hand to make sure Charlotte didn’t humiliate herself too much by, say, constantly snogging one of her female mates, passing out all the time and having to be propped up between one bar and the next as her pub crawl rolled on until the early hours of the morning. The last sighting of Church was of her slumped form being bundled into the back of a taxi after she fell asleep on a sofa and rolled onto the floor.