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Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Or maybe Lady Gaga is, after she presented Beyonce with a diamond encrusted leather whip to match some lingerie she had given her Telephone...
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One more reason to hate Gwenyth Paltrow

...Like we needed any more. The Great Empress of Tofu has announced her contempt for innocent old horses, whilst talking about her daughter Apple's...
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Crouch Scores in Clancy

Nothing like a baby to solve all your relationship issues. It has been reported that Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are expecting their first...
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Kelis Scream 4 Oct 2010

Entering with a repetitive piano riff, Scream will certainly pique most music boffs interest, as you can instantly tell it's heading off somewhere, and...
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Sea-biscuit's up the duff

Ok, that's a bit mean, but the girl does somewhat resemble a horse. It's smiles all round for Penelope Cruz and Spanish actor husband...
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Wham Bam you can't beat the Man

George Michael's done it again. After several previous brushes with the law, the Careless Whisper singer has been sentenced to 8 weeks behind bars,...
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Cracking on

You've kind of got to love a bit of a rock n'roll story, no matter how debauched it is. 63-year-old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood...
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The epitome of a dumb blonde..

Following Paris Hilton's arrest the other week when she was found carrying cocaine, it looks like things are really not going her way, for...
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Rooney caught off-side

, cheated on his wife with a prostitute...ok we won't be that lazy. Wayne Rooney has been exposed for cheating on his wife and...
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Poker-on-your-face

Lady Gaga, physically and mentally sick, no way! We would never have guessed, not even from her stage name. Former manager of the half...