Wham Bam you can't beat the Man

George Michael’s done it again. After several previous brushes with the law, the Careless Whisper singer has been sentenced to 8 weeks behind bars, but of course, the judges never actually make celebs do their full sentences so he’ll only be going to the slammer for 4 weeks, natch and serve the remainder of the sentence under license. The singer was sentenced after he crashed into a branch of Snappy Snaps in Hampstead whilst caned out of his noggin on weed. After having being arrested about 3 times before for cannibis possession we reckon he should be Paris Hilton’s new BFF.