SeabiscuitOk, that’s a bit mean, but the girl does somewhat resemble a horse. It’s smiles all round for Penelope Cruz and Spanish actor husband Javier Bardem as her PR has just confirmed that they are in fact expecting their first child together after only tying the knot this summer. Speculation was rife after shots of the actress filming Pirates of the Caribbean showed her looking a little rounded in the tum department – but alas the tiny one has not just got a bit fat. Oh well, here’s to hoping it takes her years to shed her baby fat.