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Lady Gaga, physically and mentally sick, no way! We would never have guessed, not even from her stage name. Former manager of the half pint dictator, David Ciemny, has just released a book cleverly entitled Poker Face: The Rise and Rise of Lady Gaga, which reveals the star’s poor eating habits and how she would binge whilst on tour then go on crash diets in order to fit into her overly revealing outfits, it also discusses how she has collapsed several times on stage due to this. Some role model eh? Gaga commented on her insecurities, saying, “[As a young girl] I had a very big nose, very curly brown hair and I was overweight. I got made fun of. When I wake up in the morning I feel just like any other insecure girl. Then I say, B***h, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.” Well that’s all well and good, however we hate to inform her that she still has a very big nose, and now has piss coloured hair to boot, but at least she’s got oodles of adoring fans and money, should help with the pain a little.