That’s Torr-n It For Kop
BEING humiliated in the Euro Plate final in front of just under 30,000 vaguely interested Liverpool fans or eternal glory by beating Brazil in...
For Pieter’s Sake Go To India
CRICKET: The usually reserved and self-conscious Kevin Pietersen has told his fellow England cricketers that if they don't go suckling at teat of the...
BRITISH BALLERS
BASKETBALL: America's continuing quest to impose their made-up sports on the rest of the world continues with the news that reigning NBA champions the...
THAT'S YOUR LOTTI FOR THE SEASON
FOR those who missed it, the English Premier League season ended last week.Chelsea have completed a League and Cup double and Burnley, Hull and...
ENGLAND'S LOSS IS ENGLAND'S GAIN
AHA! We knew it! BBM said last week that having no English clubs in the Champions League semi-finals would help our World Cup campaign.Well...
A QUESTION OF PORT
PORTSMOUTH. What the fuck's going on there? Anyone else know?So they're relegated, close to not existing and struggling to put out a team because...
WOODS MASTERS THE ART OF SPIN
SINCE BBM went to print before the final round at Augusta, we've got no idea whether Tiger Woods managed to stop having sex for...
SEMENYA FORECAST'S RETURN
THE world's most famous hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya (left), is set to return to competitive action in Spain on 24 June. Semenya hasn't raced since...
BARCELONA'S REAL DEAL
REPENT! Repent! The end is nigh! There are no English clubs left in the Champions League, the world as we know it is set...
ON THE RUN IN
IF there's one thing BBM loves more than hiding in the bushes round the back of Cheryl Cole's house with our cock out, it's...